Front-page headline of the Chronicle today: PRESIDENT URGES AMERICANS TO REMEMBER 9-11.
Man, I had TOTALLY forgotten about that! Wow. It just slipped my mind. Silly me! That was the thing with the airplanes and the uh… World Trade Towers, right? Thanks Mr. Bush!
I think we would have all forgotten about that day, if it hadn’t been for you turning it into a shameless and amoral excuse to invade and occupy an unrelated sovereign nation, and then lying and manipulating the facts in order to convince the easily led that Iraq had a single thing to do with Al-Qaeda.

I never even heard of 9-11. Is it like a 7-11 but with bigger drinks?
That’s what I thought it was too, but then I remembered it was this show on TV about a nanny. But not “The Nanny.”
We went to war over some British lady with drool on her dress?
word. couldn’t have said it better myself.