Yes, this is the event you have all been waiting for. For a couple months now, I have been plucking from my usual collection of hotmail spam the very best subject lines. And by best I mean worst. Or most bewildering. Anyway. HERE THEY ARE!
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THERE’S A PUNCH LINE FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE!
>Soaking Wet Hoes
Man, you better dry them off. The wooden shafts will warp.
>Every man wishes he had a larger penis
Not me. 33 inches is ENOUGH. Too much, some would say.
I can add these:
Girls getting deflowered, catch all the action!
Real Girls Giving Real B.J.’s!
Tiny Petite Girls for Jasonwert!
Nicole Kidman totally nude at a secluded beach!
Thats just today’s spam.