Okay I think I have the look and feel of this thing just about figured out. STILL NOT AS PURTY AS JANE DAWT ARG.
So did you know that when companies selling birth control pills are taking photos of models for their print ads they always make sure that giant wedding bands are prominently displayed?
And the same goes for companies selling maternity clothing. I shit thee not.
Because ONLY SLUTS HAVE PREMARITAL SEX.
Ah, advertising, so willing to take those risks that might piss off a few hundred insane people!
If Jesus wanted you to have dirty s-e-x before you were married, he would not have created the diamond industry. Or cartel. Whatever.
Yes. Have you seen the recent rush (well, maybe it’s only in NJ…) of Ortho-Tri Cyclen ads? They flash five/six ethnically differnt couples who have been married (they flash this as subtitles, reading: “married five months”, “on their honeymoon” or “married two years”) Then they say stuff like married but dont want children? Couples are now getting CLEAR skin while waiting for the right moment to start a family….
Take the right choice. Choose Ortho Tri Cyclen.
Or some stupid BS like that. Because sure (sarcasm), the majority of your users are married.
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I have seen that ad! Puh-leeeeze.
I bet they thought they were taking a big risk to actually say someone could be married and NOT WANT KIDS!! Heaven FORFEND!