Let’s learn some funny British wordings!
“bump” : this is the common term for a pregnant woman’s belly.
“piles” : I thought this meant something else but I guess it means hemorrhoids! Huh.
“cot” : this is the word used where Americans would say “crib,” as in a bed for a baby.
I learned these things in a meeting at work this morning. FASCINATING.

Whatever you do, don’t tell some woman to:
“Sit your fanny down”
Don’t ask me how this came about. In a society where c*nt is a fairly commonly uttered word, this one is taken as really rude.