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February 6, 2003 by Jane

Can’t … stop … eating … m&m trail mix …

Here is my daily pet peeve: People at the cafeteria (or any other take-out food lunch place, for that matter) who robotically grab a giant handful of napkins for themselves on their way out. Like, six huge napkins. It’s not like you just got barbecued ribs, lady, you got a salad, now stop killing the fucking forests and take ONE NAPKIN. It’s easy. I do it every day. I do just fine. BE MORE LIKE ME, I COMMAND IT.

Seriously, the paper napkins my company cafeteria gives away are large, nice, heavy duty napkins, not a square of toilet paper.

As you can see, I am a wee bit bored. And that is what LiveJournal is all about.

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  1. on February 6, 2003 at 2:38 pm aliki

    I agree. Then after grabbing six and only using one, instead of putting them back– they just throw them out. ARGH!

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  2. on February 7, 2003 at 8:41 am Anonymous

    make up your mind

    So when you wrote about the Columbia blowing up and said, “Nobody ever said that space was safe,” a flippant comment, you meant to write, “Nobody ever said that space was safe except the suits at NASA, who in fact did say it was safe.”


  3. on February 7, 2003 at 3:06 pm beanparty

    Hey man, some people are MESSY! I always take extra napkins and I never have enough!!!! Also, extra napkins do not guarantee that you wont get part of your lunch on your clothes.


  4. on February 9, 2003 at 12:43 pm Anonymous

    I agree with Beanie – I take extra napkins and I need them and I use them and the ones that I don’t use I save for a time when I have no napkins yet need them. No one REALLY knows what’s going on with the extra napkin-takers except for the extra napkin-takers.

    You’re welcome.



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