I am having some super-awesome blue corn Kettle tortilla chips with fresh Safeway salsa. Mmmm.

The government has finally tracked me down. I am to report for mothereffin jury duty on Monday, May 12. SIGH. Of course with my incredibly radical political views, I probably won’t get picked. In fact what pisses me off the most about this is the poor timing. I have a life, you know. Also the court is fantastically inconvenient for a person like me with no car. I will mention that in my essay about overthrowing the government.

Tonight’s plan : go to Brian’s and chill out in a lazy way.