Jesus H Christ I am so SICK of having my mood ruined the moment I get home every day for the past week. You know why? Because every single fucking day, I get another slick Newsom mailer, paid for by his millions, and covered on both sides with lies, distortions, and his reptilian, shit-eating grin.
STOP SPAMMING ME.
YOU FLAT-HEADED LYING YUPPIE FRATBOY DICKHEAD.
Not that Gavin reads my journal. But still.
Matt can win this election. He really can. And one way he can win it is through Newsom’s losing it — by alienating people with all his junk mail, by how everything he says sounds like a manufactured, empty soundbite, by how so many people are turned off by his dirty campaigning and obvious ties to millionaires and corporate special interests. He’s so easy to see right through. We just need faith that people will do just that.

OH MAN I got that one today. And it quotes “The Independent.” Snerk. YEAHHHHH that’s where I get my political advice, the Independent.
The other morning I got to hear Gavin and Matty G talking on NPR.
And I have to say Matty G sounds so genuine, after you have to listen Gavin.
See? Even someone hundreds of miles away can spot the phony.