Daily Reason to Dispatch Bush, from McSweeney’s. Bookmark it.
MAN my work chair is like sitting on a hard slab of wood. But I was measured today for my standing workstation. It hopefully will come within the week; I really need it.
So I am thinking of taking some length off my hair. Partially because I think the Accutane of last year dried the crap out of it. I looked at some styles today that kind of represent what I am thinking of… basically taking about 4 inches off and getting some layers and MAYBE bangs, too.
Here are the six I settled on:
one:
two:
three:
four:
five:
six:
Keep in mind that right now my hair is long, straight, and brownish with grown-out gold highlights. It’s about to my bra strap in back. Hey, I’ll make a poll!
1. I selected based on how hot the hair model is in comparison to how hot you are.
2. I have named the haircuts. The haircuts’ names are:
#1: “That ’70’s Haircut”, or, “The Farrah Lite”
#2: “The Pseudo-Rachel”, or, “A Haircut Jam Called Bighead”
#3: “The Haircut Jane Should Get”, or, “The Foxy Ninja”
#4. “Hip June Cleaver”, or, “I Like Brownies”
#5: “Blonde Split Ends Monster”, or, “The Whorey Cut”
#6: “Tousled Whatchacallit”, or, “Leonard Sure is Bitchy for a Straight Man”
#1 looks too Kylie Minogue (or maybe it’s just the model?). Don’t get me wrong – love her, but I’m sure you’d kick her ass.
Thanks for the link. Bookmarked.
I gotta admit, I like the “I Like Brownies” cut (#4). Except if your hair is very thick, when the weather turns humid, it’ll turn into a big Poof of Hair. Number Two is a little too Soap Opera Star for my taste. Number #3 is very sexy. But mind the fact that if you have layers, your hair will poof up more unless the layers are long.