Bags for sale! Get yr cute, well taken care of handbags, purses, shoulder bags, even a messenger bag! Awoo!
Yes, I do probably buy too many purses but as you can see they are awesome and one could be yours! If ya want.
I also have a couple paper bags of clothes and shoes to take to Crossroads, where they will reject 90% and offer me twelve dollars…
wow you have lots of bags. if you bought any of them at nordstrom, take them back and get a full refund!
Good point, I did get the perlina one there, but I might not still have the receipt! Ergh. Does that matter?
no! take them all back but not coach ones. they are branded. any big brand names can go back there. you don’t need any proof of purchase to get a refund.
Bob V.O.: Bags! Bags! Bags! It always seems that you’ve got too many bags.
Janeane: [To camera] Help me!
Bob V.O.: You can’t just throw them away. Now there’s new “Bag Hutch!”
[“Back Hutch” Brown Cardboard box appears instantly on counter]
[Close up of bags being placed in Bag Hutch as a caption on screen reads Bags must be folded neatly]
Bob V.O.: Bag Hutch is made is especially for bags! And holds up to twelve bags!
[Shots of brown bags instantly disappearing from the cupboards]
[Shot of Janeane placing bags in Bag Hutch as her husband walks in from the door behind and looks around the kitchen amazed]
John: Honey! Where are all the bags?
Janeane: [pointing] In the Bag Hutch.
[John leans over, looks in the Bag Hutch and smiles]
John: No shit!?
[Close-Up of Bag Hutch]
Bob V.O.: Bag Hutch, by Flix, a division of Globo-Chem.
[Pit-Pat mascot floats across the screen]
Pit-Pat: [also Bob V.O.] Take it from me, I love you!
I am so in love with you right now. DAMMIT. FUCK.