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two nasty things

August 2, 2004 by Jane

I have one good thing to report and that’s that my back and legs are relatively ok today, provided I am not sitting in a shitty office chair. Awesome. Which means this entry is gonna be real short.

Two other things from today that were gross:

1. Some dude standing right next to me on the train sneezes into his hand. Then WIPES his hand on the pole which I am holding on to. I stare and can see the steel pole now glistening with nasal dew. I move far, far away. WTF is wrong with people. Seriously.

2. After a nice meal of marinated seared pork chop and homemade applesauce, I am still a wee bit hungry. So I decide to try the “low carb” pasta I bought last week. Apparently it’s a “lemon pepper fettucine” with 75% fewer carbs. Uh huh. Except it tastes like softened chunks of warm paper. Salt and pepper did not help, nor did the incredibly mediocre alfredo sauce I dumped into it. I hated to do it, but the rest of the package was put into the wastebin. That’s just going. Too. Far.

I have now watched all nine parts of Ken Burns’ “Baseball” documentary. I give it an A-. That’s pretty good for 18 hours of programming. I guess there’s a tenth disc with some bonus stuff. I’ll check it out when Netflix sends it to me, and hope it’s not more over-the-top treacly Billy Crystal and his “beloved” Yankees. Yanks suck, dude.

Ah it is getting late. I am going to stretch and go to bed.

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  1. on August 3, 2004 at 4:55 am noodle_noodle

    The only ‘low-carb’ pasta that I’ve tried that doesn’t taste like cardboard is Mueller’s – actually tastes like pasta.

    And I’m glad your back is better.


  2. on August 3, 2004 at 8:20 am itsolivia

    jane, im so happy you watched the baseball documentaries! i LOVEd the 1930s and 40s ones….actually, i loved all of them. ty cobb…man, way more of an asshole then i even heard he was.



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