Presuming that the following eight teams advance to the playoffs:

AL:
Yankees
Red Sox
Twins
Angels

NL:
Braves
Cardinals
Dodgers
Astros

I am going to pull for the Red Sox and the Cardinals because I loathe the other six teams for various personal reasons. And I’m rooting against the Twins because I hate their stupid fake-turf ballpark.

I hate the Braves for their retarded racist “tomahawk” chop.

I hate the Dodgers because they suck.

I hate the Astros because Jeff Kent is a jackass and so is Clemens. BOOO.

As you can see, I am not bitter.