They showed footage on the local news of the Prince Charles thing I did not go to today by my office.

I am kicking myself. DAVE CHAPPELLE WAS THERE MAN. I’m rich, beeyotch!!! SHIT. Also: wtf? Dave Chappelle met Prince Charles.

Then they showed footage of the fancy shmancy dinner later on tonight. The Founder of my company was there, of course. They didn’t show his face, but I’d recognize the back of that bald head anywhere. They sat him right next to Camilla too. Being a billionaire is GREAT!

Finally: our Mayor really looks like G.O.B.