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September 11, 2006 by Jane

jane: so what has the feedback been like for your blog today?
jane: brian and I both laughed
claire: none!
claire: good
claire: yeah nobody likes me
claire: I sent it to gawker but who knows
jane: my favorite was the 9/11 pocket knife. that is a serious WTF
jane: perhaps they should have made the knife out of ceramic instead, for more authenticity
claire: I love the scrunchie the most
jane: yeah, you can’t even see what it is while youre wearing it
jane: so it’s like your own personal secret memento of that time the planes went into the buildings
claire: ha ha
claire: on your head
jane: right, in your hair
jane: i want a world trade center thong
jane: surely one exists
claire: I looked up ‘angel’
claire: and ‘sad puppy’
claire: i forgot ‘thong’
jane: ah cafe press
jane: never lets me down
jane: http://www.cafepress.com/shop_america.71293192
jane: you know what, this one is even worse
jane: http://www.cafepress.com/shop_america.71293191
jane: it’s a BABY ONESIE
jane: to commemorate terrorism
jane: and you can get it in pink!
claire: nice
claire: baby terror
jane: you can also get a WTC dog t-shirt
jane: so even your dog will never forget
jane: or perhaps a barbeque apron? nothing says summertime fun like grilling some hot dogs, and thinking about suicide bombers.
jane: omg i love this site
jane: they have a Grand Canyon design, too
jane: “sexy” : a thong with a picture of the grand canyon on the front
claire: ha ha ha
jane: i think i have an idea for my blog today. a baby bib with the twin towers on it
jane: or maybe i’ll just cut and paste this chat
jane: i’m lazy

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5 Responses

  1. on September 11, 2006 at 10:20 pm palegreenthings

    jane: so even your dog will never forget

    OH MAN.

    you two are awesome.


    • on September 11, 2006 at 10:32 pm janechurch

      You just don’t know whether to laugh or cry, do you?


  2. on September 13, 2006 at 6:47 pm eme_kah

    You realize that the description for that baby onesie is World Trade Center Creeper?


    • on September 13, 2006 at 6:51 pm janechurch

      I did! Creepy! And no one really calls those “creepers” do they? I have heard onesie, bodysuit, etc. Creeper??


      • on September 13, 2006 at 6:55 pm eme_kah

        They should just call it “creepie-crawlie” cuz that’s what the little tykes do in them anyway, no?



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