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handy hint time

February 28, 2007 by Jane

When chopping up an onion, make sure you are wearing your contact lenses, otherwise your eyeballs will really sting.

Signed,
I decided to wear glasses today

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  1. on March 1, 2007 at 2:24 am ludickid

    Put Vaseline under your eyes.


    • on March 1, 2007 at 2:40 am janechurch

      YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!

      Oh.

      Thank you for the handy hint! I bet it’s very moisturizing, too.


      • on March 1, 2007 at 2:44 am ludickid

        Gosh darn you miss Jane Laughlin Church Hex, you put Vaseline under your eyes right this minute or there’ll be trouble, little missy!


        • on March 1, 2007 at 2:45 am janechurch

          weeping oniony tears

          No Vaseline in the house. I’ll just use this stick o butter.


  2. on March 1, 2007 at 5:44 am blue_mirage21

    Paul gave me the best advice for cutting onions – chew gum. At first I thought…what does gum matter? But it really does stop your eyes from tearing up. Quite strange, but it works!


  3. on March 1, 2007 at 9:57 pm zulkey

    I need a good tip on how to not weep while chopping onions because my mascara literally just runs down my face.


    • on March 1, 2007 at 10:22 pm janechurch

      I usually have no problem, I think because of the plastic film covering my eyeballs most of the time.


  4. on March 1, 2007 at 9:58 pm zulkey

    Ah I just read those two handy other tips.



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