The best athlete blog in the history of the universe :

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“I’m really serious when I say this: I’m trying to buy an island.

Diana Ross has one. You know, if you look at property in the states, if you look at my house, I paid $2 million for it and then there’s an island for $1 million. I’m like, “Woah, I have to buy an island.”

I’m really looking into that.

I know I said was was afraid of the stingrays and sharks, but I actually got into the water with sharks on my vacation. I was swimming every morning with them. They were little 3-foot long sharks called blackheads. The locals said nobody has ever been bitten by a shark, there haven’t been any shark attacks, you know they’re not aggressive sharks.

So I was like, “All right, let me go in and give it a try.” But that was after I’d seen little kids in there swimming already, then I knew I could go in. I wasn’t going to be the first one in, that’s for sure.”

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I wish he still played for the Warriors.

Edit: Special picture added for Marly, with old-school typewriter

BECAUSE HE WRITES HIS BLOG ON A TYPEWRITER