To take my mind off the waiting and the boredom I have been experiencing, I have decided to pay attention to my appearance today. This means not just bathing and washing my hair, but also styling my hair. And then applying actual makeup, followed by jewelry, and then putting together an outfit, with accessories. Then maybe going out into public, carrying a nice handbag. I think this will help me feel better about being a giant cetacean.

I figure all this effort may be another good tempting fate exercise, and my water will break while we’re downtown having lunch. I double dare you, amniotic sac! Go ahead, make my day.