It’s time to night wean Audrey. She’s gonna be so pissed.

But seriously, baby, you’re too old to be waking me up through the night to get a few sips of milk then pass out again but stay latched on while I lay there plotting how I will get you to roll over. And in the morning, the diaper is completely full of course. Maybe one way to transition is to offer water when she wakes up? Though we didn’t do that with Freya. As I recall we employed lullabies and much repetition of “night night, milk. Night night!”

She’s going to be soooo pissed though. Seriously.