Could we please stop referring to that creepy pedophile as the “King of Pop”? Let us stop enabling his raging megalomaniacal ego. He’s the King of the Freaks. The King of Monsters. There are a thousand better musicians/singers/entertainers in this world. At least. Speaking of freaks, yesterday while wandering in the wild woods of LiveJournal […]

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My LiveJournal color scheme matches my bath towels. I’m such a girl.

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I haven’t done one of these in awhile… I love coffee. I drink it once a day. Certain foods seem to go splendidly with this beverage. What’s your favorite? Please tell the whole world!

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I am skipping class tonight — had errands to run after work and just wanted to relax at home. Still managed to do some front and back rolls down my hallway though. Ukemi! I’ll go to class on Thursday. Even if it rains. Just found the editing certification letter I got a while back. Need […]

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Time for an Accutane update, I know you’re all wondering how that’s going. It has been about five and a half weeks since I began my course of treatment, so, just under three months left. For some reason it feels like longer, maybe because I feel so much different now. Before I started taking the […]

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Update: I am eating some coconut cream pie and just talked to my dad. I feel a little better. The orchid I got for Valentine’s Day is really thriving right now, thanks to my friend Ert’s advice on how best to care for it. I hope it grows some flowers soon! I feel like I […]

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Maybe I shouldn’t be an evolutionary scientist. I finished Dr. Shlain’s book today, and found myself wrapped in existential terror. That needs to stop, pronto. The last time this happened to me was when I was nineteen years old, and I ended up pretty much mentally paralyzed for a couple of months and needed me […]

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The evolution book I’m reading is starting to make my perspective on the world all funny. Just a little. Today I was examining whole nuts in the bulk bin at the grocery store (that’s nuts still in the shell, kids–walnuts, filberts, almonds), and thought about the labor involved for people to crack them open and […]

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brian: i just realized that you’re like lois from family guy and i’m like brian the dog brian: because i’m in love with you jane: and your name is brian brian: and i pee on the carpet sometimes

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1. Using one adjective, describe your current living space. Quiet. 2. Using two adjectives, describe your current employer. Modern. Stable. 3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime. Social. Stimulating. Virtual. 4. Using four adjectives, describe your typical day. Sleepy. Busy. Boring. Challenging. 5. Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life. Interesting. Funny. Stimulating. Secure. […]

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