On the folder-style 10-ct blister pack I got for my Accutane, I am advised not to get pregnant about thirty times. Just on this one little pill pack. On the box, I am told another dozen times not to get knocked up, and this is illustrated with drawings of deformed babies, I shit you not. […]
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freaks
Posted in Uncategorized on October 9, 2003 | 4 Comments »
lip balm, water, and lotion
Posted in Uncategorized on October 5, 2003 | 2 Comments »
It’s a sunny Sunday. We ate fresh hot oatmeal on the back porch this morning, enjoyed the sounds of birds and the blue sky overhead. Later, after Brian went home, I did some housework, laundry, while listening to the very frustrating A’s game. Then I walked to a cafe about a mile from my house […]
babies
Posted in Uncategorized on October 1, 2003 | 1 Comment »
My knee decided to be crappy last night during training, so I had to sit out the last half of class. Boo. I hurt it during a takedown exercise involving dropping to one knee and doing a forward shoulder roll while opponent grabs on to my shirt, thus pinning him to the floor. Fun. But […]
the hand moves with the body
Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2003 | 3 Comments »
Tonight I hung out in my room mostly, lit some candles, did a few random things, listened to the radio. I really like my room. Very nice, no television tonight. Actually while eating my small dinner of a hot dog (no bun), asparagus, and pickles, I did watch about five minutes of some new sitcom. […]
observe
Posted in Uncategorized on September 27, 2003 | 4 Comments »
I was waiting in the checkout line at the supermarket. The small old man in front of me was buying a loaf of white bread, two cans of root beer, some lunchmeat, and a tiny serving of potato salad. The cashier rang up his items, the total was somewhere around three bucks. The guy handed […]
Posted in Uncategorized on September 26, 2003 | Comments Off on
At certain times of the morning, when I get on the train I know just where to stand in order to get a seat within the next five stops. Stand next to where the teenagers are sitting, and when they all get off at 18th street to go to high school, seats appear. Stand next […]
Gossip Roundup, by Lila von Erfahrung
Posted in Uncategorized on September 24, 2003 | 2 Comments »
“JUST PRACTICING FOR A PLAY” EXCUSE TROTTED OUT Future face lift patient Britney Spears has been linked to one of her backing dancers — a 21-year-old himbo who has already married far, far too young. Paparazzi caught the star in a “passionate clinch” with Columbus Short on August 23 during a rehearsal for Spears’ number […]
rock sweden forever!
Posted in Uncategorized on September 24, 2003 | 2 Comments »
Thanks to Brian for the linkie. I am in awe. I can’t decide which one to make my new boyfriend. Justin Timberlake has NOTHING on these studs.
Gossip Roundup, by Lila von Erfahrung
Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2003 | Comments Off on Gossip Roundup, by Lila von Erfahrung
BON JOVI BUYS SORT OF, ALMOST, KINDA FOOTBALL TEAM Former hair farmer Jon Bon Jovi has proved his devotion to “arena” football by buying a Philadelphia team, for the low price of only $850.43 plus tax. Bon Jovi is now a co-owner of the Philadelphia Soul, an expansion Arena Football League club that will play […]
gingerbread cupcake
Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2003 | Comments Off on gingerbread cupcake
Today I visited the Farmer’s Market while on a lunch break. I got a couple of large peaches and a basket of raspberries. The place was crowded as always, even along the indoor promenade, where specialty stalls offer fresh, locally made breads, or cheeses, or chocolate. Man, we San Franciscans are spoiled. I guess that’s […]