CASTING DECISION RESULTS IN BRAND-NEW HUMAN INFANT Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Connelly and her husband, Paul Bettany, are celebrating the arrival of their baby boy, who arrived Tuesday from Connelly’s womb, through the birth canal, and into the delivery room as planned. Connelly and Bettany, who met on the set of their excruciatingly overrated movie “A […]
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Le Roundup du Gossipe
Posted in Uncategorized on August 7, 2003 | 1 Comment »
It’s a farce
Posted in Uncategorized on August 7, 2003 | 1 Comment »
Look at what I made! Brian helped with the photoshoppin… I hope Arnold uses it. It’s PERFECT!
Gossip Roundup
Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2003 | Comments Off on Gossip Roundup
NEPOTISM RIDES AGAIN Big-bootied celebrity Jennifer Lopez is turning to talk shows in a bid to expand her business portfolio — and her own sister Lynda will take on hosting duties for the proposed venture. Lopez is developing a new series which hopes to be a younger, hipper version of American ratings winner “The View.” […]
how to torture a vampire
Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2003 | 4 Comments »
I am drinking coffee from my thermal Space Needle mug like a big fat Tourist McTourist. Odd to be a tourist in the town where I was born, but in a way, kind of fun, too. The female mosquito eats blood and has a mouth shaped like a hollow needle. The male mosquito eats fruit […]
Gossip Roundup
Posted in Uncategorized on August 5, 2003 | 7 Comments »
BEN’S LOVE OF LADIES UNDERPANTS Ben Affleck is a huge fan of teensy-tiny thong underwear, according to a flustered hotel chambermaid who says she caught him unawares. The unnamed woman — whom we did not totally invent — works at a hotel in Atlanta, where Jennifer Lopez and her strapping stallion of a fiance were […]
Gossip Roundup
Posted in Uncategorized on August 4, 2003 | Comments Off on Gossip Roundup
YAY FOR CELEBRITY COUPLINGS, MAKING LIFE WORTH LIVING “Sex and the City” babe Kim Cattrall has landed herself another actor — she’s started dating Bruce Willis. The unnaturally blonde sexpot, 46, split from third husband Mark Levinson earlier this year but, despite saying recently she was looking for a boy toy, she’s gotten together with […]
seattle recap
Posted in Uncategorized on August 4, 2003 | 5 Comments »
Brian and I visited the Northwest over the weekend. I was born and raised there. I left Washington when I was 21. I want to go back, and this trip was meant to remind me of why. We were driven from SeaTac to the Seattle ferry terminal, and took the boat across the sound to […]
Nick wants to know…
Posted in Uncategorized on July 30, 2003 | 3 Comments »
1) Pretty much every right-thinking person I know has threatened to leave the country if the You-Know-Who gets re-elected next year. But, seriously, could you leave [San Francisco]? The country? It is indeed a wonderful fantasy, and if I were wealthy enough and my boyfriend would join me, I would do it. But, money is […]
the questions leonard asked me
Posted in Uncategorized on July 30, 2003 | 15 Comments »
1. What are some ways, favorable and unfavorable, that Chicago compares to to San Francisco? San Francisco has better climate and more access to beaches, mountains, and redwood forests. Chicago has cheaper housing, snow, and older architecture. San Francisco is more walkable, being that it takes up less land. Chicago is in the middle of […]
two things
Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2003 | 2 Comments »
The word meaning “to be unexpectedly defeated,” originated in the summer of 1919 at a racetrack in New York. The greatest racehorse of all time lost his only contest that day. Man O’ War’s only defeat in 21 starts was by a horse named: Upset. But Big Red won the next fourteen races he entered, […]