It’s now that part of the afternoon when I feel sleep creeping into each of my cells and threatening to carry me off to dreamland. The sun is glowing behind a veil of haze like a pretty little gold ball, and I have just loaded up on a snack of nuts, raisins, and m&ms. I […]
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zzzzz
Posted in Uncategorized on January 30, 2003 | Comments Off on zzzzz
actual spam
Posted in Uncategorized on January 30, 2003 | 2 Comments »
Yes, this is the event you have all been waiting for. For a couple months now, I have been plucking from my usual collection of hotmail spam the very best subject lines. And by best I mean worst. Or most bewildering. Anyway. HERE THEY ARE! Soaking Wet Hoes Adult Toy Great Stocking Stuffer christina aquilarra […]
correspondence
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2003 | 1 Comment »
Dear Crazy Guys Walking Past My Building at 2am, Shut the fuck up and stop screaming please. Sincerely, Jane * * * Dear Insane Hippie at the Coffee Store Just Now, Stop staring at me or I will come over there and cut you. Seriously, Jane
foggy
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2003 | 2 Comments »
Interesting: MTV censors the use of the word “shit” on the show “The Osbournes,” yet feels free to show numerous instances of dog shit throughout the program, including film of animals actually in the act of shitting. This dichotomy amuses me endlessly. I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning but I had […]
huff puff
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2003 | 1 Comment »
I always feel so great after I get me some exercise. Walked part of the way home from work today. Right now I am avoiding the State of the Union speech so’s I don’t vomit while trying to eat dinner.
boom
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2003 | 3 Comments »
So today is the seventeenth anniversary of the space shuttle blowing up. I saw this documentary last year about that day and what exactly happened (it took fifteen years or so to come out with all the facts apparently), and the shocking part is that a lot of people sorta had a feeling that this […]
rarrr
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2003 | 3 Comments »
Okay I think I have the look and feel of this thing just about figured out. STILL NOT AS PURTY AS JANE DAWT ARG. So did you know that when companies selling birth control pills are taking photos of models for their print ads they always make sure that giant wedding bands are prominently displayed? […]
cool
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2003 | Comments Off on cool
I have a mood now. A little kittycat mood.
La la la
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2003 | 5 Comments »
You know what’s a great blog to read, to pass the boring workietime hours away? That’s right kids, jane dot org.
pre-dated
Posted in Uncategorized on April 26, 1998 | Comments Off on pre-dated
test. to put old entries into LJ.