Posts Tagged ‘tmi’

baby fat

Audrey is so very plump. Perhaps at the peak of her plumpness, her arms and legs wrapped in deep, soft rolls and creases. She gorges herself on milk and burns very few calories doing her hitched crawl around the room. I observed that the second front incisor has now worked its way through the gum, […]

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here comes tmi

So my monthly ladyfriend visited today. That’s code for “I got my peeeeeriod!!” Since my last cycle began, it has been 33 days. I think the one before that was around that long, too, maybe 36 days. This is my third cycle since I returned to fertility, post-partum. Before that, I went 22 months without […]

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Protected: science vs romance *

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Protected: the only surefire method

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